The FBI won’t like this post

I fully expect to start hearing funny clicks on my cellphone or see people in trench coats behind me after finishing this. Perhaps you, who are reading the article, will have a similar experience.
The reason? Here I’m telling you why all the current debate on whether the FBI and other law-enforcement agencies should have access to an individual’s encrypted information is moot, because that individual doesn’t really have to rely on anyone else in order to thwart that effort.

It is no secret that FBI Director James Comey isn’t happy about encryption being used in digital communications. To quote him:

Those charged with protecting our people aren’t always able to access the evidence we need to prosecute crime and prevent terrorism even with lawful authority. We have the legal authority to intercept and access communications and information pursuant to court order, but we often lack the technical ability to do so.

Consistent with this view, he insists on the need to provide some way for his agency, and possibly other agencies engaged in suppressing terrorism and other crimes, so that those communications can be legally decrypted. He is generous about it, too, since he is quite willing to seek court approval for each request, rather than demand carte blanche for the practice, to be used whenever the need arises without further approval, or simply ignore the courts as in the past. Technology leaders have come out in strong opposition to this desire, but bills have nevertheless been introduced in New York and California seeking to force them to provide the kind of access that Comey is requesting. The issue has been prominent in the recent presidential debates by both the Republican and the Democratic party.

So the battle lines are clearly drawn, right? The Government wants a back door because they want to protect the little guy from bad actors who are currently operating in darkness, thanks to encryption; companies don’t want to provide them because they would negate one of their biggest selling points, which makes the public like them and use their products. The sound bites hurled from both sides are well known: “You are protecting terrorists and child molesters!”, “You want to put a camera in my bedroom!”, “Security is paramount!”, “The right to Privacy must be held sacred!” And we are being pressured into falling into one camp or the other.

That is, if the whole issue depends on whether or not tech companies complied, more or less willingly, with the FBI’s request for a workable peephole. But a few important things are seldom mentioned:

  1. Tech companies are global, and so they have to deal with more than the US Government. If a peephole exists, could they deny its use to the government of China . . . Iran . . . North Korea? Are tech companies supposed to maintain a running record of who the good guys are at the moment? How would the US Department of State like it if they allowed such access to the Secretary of State’s encrypted email (not that this has necessarily happened already, but itmight happen ;-).
  2. It’s only terrorists and child molesters (and possibly drug dealers, money launderers and other high-profile criminals, I guess) that are to have their unalienable right to privacy suspended, so relax, the rest of you. But if this is the case, the normal government way to handle this would be to have users sign an affidavit to the effect that they are not seeking to use email or whatnot in order to engage in terrorism, child molestation, or whatnot. See, for instance, the current USCIS application for permanent residence. This is the way they control exports, gun ownership, and just about everything else. You may think I’m kidding (I am, of course), but there’s some hidden disingenuity here that is begging to be exposed.
  3. How would the Government protect the data being de-privatized (their record on keeping their own private data is frankly dismal) and, likely harder to do, how would they ensure that they would remain “the good guys” for as long as that data has a value, without abusing, stretching, or plain breaking the law they are charged to protect? If the past is the best indicator of the future, things don’t too rosy in this area. Not to mention governments in places like Europe, Latin America (I’m looking at you, Venezuela), or the Far East.
  4. Finally, the whole debate may be useless, since individual users already have the ability,protected by the US Constitution and tested multiple times in the past, to do their own encryption without having to rely on a service that might have a backdoor or peephole. This is why the FBI is not going to like the rest of this post, because I’m telling you how to do it.

The key here is that any information that humans can read and understand is “speech,” as narrowly defined by lawyers and legal experts. The free exchange of “speech” is protected by the First Amendment to the US Constitution and similar laws in all other democratic countries. Free speechis believed to help in keeping the government from spiraling down to totalitarianism, and therefore is here to stay, no question. The First Amendment also protects my telling you my awesome recipe for fried chicken if I choose to (which I won’t do, for reasons that should be obvious to everyone), or how to encrypt your own stuff in a way that the NSA will never be able to decrypt it. I didn’t steal this secret from the NSA and it is completely mine to reveal, in use of my free speech rights guaranteed by the First Amendment to the US Constitution. I say “guaranteed” and not “given.” Rights are given by God; the government merely recognizes and hopefully protects them.

It so happens that the “perfect cipher” that the NSA will never be able to break already exists. It is called one-time pad and only needs paper and pencil to do it. It also needs the eponymous one-time pad, which used to require a whole team of typists trained in moving their fingers as randomly as possible (monkeys were tried, but costs were too high ;-). In previous posts, however, I have described several methods that generate a one-time pad of acceptable quality (not perfect but certainly better than what Soviet spies used during the Cold War, whose messages remain unbroken today), staring from simple text. I have collected all of those into a new website, and this is the address:

The title has nothing to do with a New World Order or nonsense of that sort. Rather, it brings home the point that what makes those ciphers work is extracting the randomness that normal text contains, which is roughly 1.6 bits of entropy per letter. Since random text with a 26-character alphabet would contain log(26)/log(2) = 4.7 bits of entropy per letter, we need a piece of text at least three times the length of our message in order to generate a “one-time pad” to encrypt it.

Using these ciphers you can encrypt a message with utmost security and without the need for a computer, smartphone, or whatnot. It does not matter, therefore, whether Internet or communications providers are required to weaken their own encryption, since those who really want to keep the FBI from reading their messages can always do so no matter what. So, who does Comey think he can catch through all that legislative agitation? Likely, only stupid terrorists and child molesters, not the smart ones.

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